funke:

this subway crowded as fuck, thanos was right

adoreastrology:

Aries: slow people

Taurus: any sudden changes

Gemini: being told to be quiet

Cancer: being criticized

Leo: people who try to one-up them

Virgo: loud noises

Libra: rude, confrontational people

Scorpio: liars

Sagittarius: being told to ‘chill’

Capricorn: people who doubt them

Aquarius: being told that they’re wrong

Pisces: unkept promises

adoreastrology:

Aries: ??? I absolutely did, now can we move on?

Taurus: I have never ever said nor will I every say anything bad about you *when they think you’re not listening* bitch..

Gemini: ……….gtg

Cancer: yes but it was only ONE time..anyways I heARD someone say that Brenda said that YOU said I was-

Leo: *was just talking shit 5 min. ago* how dare you accuse me ?? I would never do anything like that.. *turns everything around and makes you seem like the bad person*

Virgo: …I’ve done nothing but love & support you. It’s unlike you to pit women against each other. Maybe one of the men to-

Libra: ho-how did you know?

Scorpio: ….who the fUCK snITCHED

Sagittarius: I’ve said all of this to your face tho??

Capricorn: I can’t believe it took you that long to find out

Aquarius: oh c’mon I never said anything THAT bad

Pisces: my mom is calling me she says I have to come home right now immediately